Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Having A Bad Time At Summer Camp
10. Daily art brought home signed "Prisoner #325"
9. Sounds disappointed when he mentions not being able to use his “epi pen.”
8. He's asking you to sprinkle extra Prozac on his yogurt
7. When you visit, proudly shows off his black eye
6. Camp director phones and says, "We're concerned about Psycho, I mean your son"
5. "Craft time" is 14 hours of cleaning the grout in the locker rooms
4. His name: "Jimmy"; his nickname: "What’s his name?"
3. Practices his new second language at dinner which is a string of four letter expletives
2. You ask to see picture of his friends -- he shows you a photo of a stick
1. His favorite counselor is the crazy homeless man on the soccer fields
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